"No one reads the books anyways," said the spokesman. "So we're simplifying." SALT LAKE CITY, Utah -- Deseret Book will be closing the...

"Yeah, so it turns out there are lots and lots of African Mormons," Parker said. Nairobi -- After enjoying historic success in the United...

"In forensics, you gotta follow the science, and their fibers are a dead giveaway." SALT LAKE CITY, Utah -- Law enforcement has unveiled...

A solemn new respect, and pity, has been found for the Book of Mormon prophet. Provo, UT -- Researchers at Brigham Young University in...

"All Hail King Noah (Ziff/Zerr)!" Land of First Inheritance -- Newly discovered documents have aided researchers in concluding that the...

"On second thought," Enoch said. "We think Earth needs some more time." After recently gaining access to TikTok, the City of Enoch has...

"We tried social justice and that didn't work." NEW YORK, New York -- The National Basketball Association has announced that it will...

In a recent tour, one Robber said, "It's the dishonesty that is repulsive." Another said: "Were they unloved as children? What makes...

"It confuses the toddlers, but hides the mess," announced the Church in a Statement The scene is a familiar one. The meeting is over and...

"We need to be ergonomic as well as spiritual." Salt Lake City, UT -- In the wake of the holistic movement, and giving a nod towards the...

"Ya'll are a bunch of trash noobs," Rockwell taunted. The World Champion of Fortnite was claimed again by veteran gamer and defending...

A solemn new respect, and pity, has been found for the Book of Mormon prophet. Provo, UT -- Researchers at Brigham Young University in...

"What's he hiding?" said YouTube podcaster RadioFreeMormon. Checkmate, Kwaku El. RadioFreeMormon has thrown the gauntlet! After trying...

"Yea, those jams were like a fiery furnace." Los Angeles, CA -- Recently, Nephi sat down with Cardon Ellis from Midnight Megaphone to...

“We’re positive on this one!” said Rana Jeiss, editor the Tribune. "It’s old, right? And I'm pretty sure it's a daguerrotype, so...it’s...

"I just had to get out of there," Enos said in a statement. "And when we're in trouble, we should pray, right?"

"This the only way we're surviving this" said one desperate Jaredite mother. "If you lose your charger, you're a goner."

And the King in his wrath required a gritty, but, lo, Daniel said, "Nay, I'm good bruh." Babel, December 11th, 2022 -- The King's court...

Salt Lake, UT -- "They should be excommunicated, really" declares Dieter Uchtdorf, retired commercial pilot, beloved leader of the...

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