Daniel and the Boys Rebuff the Babylonian Kings Order to "Do the Gritty"

And the King in his wrath required a gritty, but, lo, Daniel said, "Nay, I'm good bruh."

Babel, December 11th, 2022 -- The King's court was surrounded in a high bpm scandal, as the court DJ presented three enslaved Israelite boys with the spotlight for them to "do the gritty".

"The beats were exceedingly bumpin'," said one concert-goer, "but when the Israelite boys were given the stage, I say unto ye, nay, they did not partake in the jam."

The leader of the boys, named Daniel, rebuffed the kings order. The king's guards proclaimed, "yea, these beats are fire, but not as fiery as the king's furnace bruh."

The teetotaling quartet is due to be cast into the aformentioned furnace on Tuesday, after the King's weekly cuneiform polka night. After the immolation, refreshments will be served.