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Scholars Believe BoM Word "Ziff" a mistranslation of King Noah's Preferred Pronoun
"All Hail King Noah (Ziff/Zerr)!" Land of First Inheritance -- Newly discovered documents have aided researchers in concluding that the...
jonahrbarnes
Jan 27, 2023
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City of Enoch Downloads TikTok, Changes Mind About Reuniting with Earth
"On second thought," Enoch said. "We think Earth needs some more time." After recently gaining access to TikTok, the City of Enoch has...
jonahrbarnes
Jan 27, 2023
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Gadianton Robbers Disgusted by US Congress
In a recent tour, one Robber said, "It's the dishonesty that is repulsive." Another said: "Were they unloved as children? What makes...
jonahrbarnes
Dec 31, 2022
2 min read
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